I knew it would happen. I didn't know the details, but I knew at some point after the adoption of South Paw, something with dog poop would happen. Here's how it went down: I went out back to scoop the poop. I asked Aiden to help me find the piles (in an extra-excited voice). He said that he didn't think there was any anymore. Anymore?!
Me: "Zib, where is all the dog poop?"
Aiden: "I frew [threw] it."
Me: "You 'frew' it where?!"
Aiden: "Over da fwence."
Me: "What did you use to 'frow' it?"
Aiden: "My hands!"
Me: "Andy! Get the tub ready!"