Monday, October 26, 2009
I did NOT have a melt-down over my in-organization of my entire personal life. (Nor have I had them before, and will no doubt continue to have them in the future!)
I did NOT blow my nose into a tissue I knew already had a "boogie" wiped into it a few hours before by my 2 year old.
I did NOT refluff the clothes in the dryer 3 times throughout the day - after that poor load had already finished its original drying cycle.
I did NOT do as an adult what I swore as I child I would never do: sit in my parked car, waiting for my spouse to finish shopping in a store, meticulously cleaning the vehicle dashboard with a wet wipe. In and out of vent holes, around the shift column, ... well, you get the idea. I DIDN'T do that!
AND ... I did NOT use ice cream as bribery to my 2 year old in exchange for a wholly consumed dinner. I am a wonderful mommy who has wonderful children who comply with everything their wonderful mommy says; no bribery necessary. (-:
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