Real quick, I have a question.
We live in the 21st century, right?! How come we can send people to space and they can live there for over a year; remove unwanted hair with a laser (yes, I want it done!); and power a submarine with the fusioning (or is it fisioning??) of atoms but there isn't a diaper out there that can prevent a ooey-gooey blowout?!?! Do you see my frustration? (I will refrain from posting a picture enlightening the situation. You're welcome.)